You may or may not recognise the two ladies flanking Kris Jenner. That's because - as discussed many, MANY, times before - the amount of clothes one wears on a red carpet generally correlates to how famous one is. That is why Kris Kenner afforded herself a coat (albeit from the son-in-law's stage prop department), and Sam Faiers off TOWIE has left presumably the best part of her bodice at home.
As for the Gemma Oaten on the right there - well, she's just trying her best to remind you that she's "Rachel off Emmerdale and, despite not being on our screens for the best part of a year, SHE'S NOT DEAD, GODNAMMIT" by wearing a dress once sported by Beyonce...
Meanwhile, her Emmerdale co-star Gaynor Faye didn't do a bad job channeling Jennifer Lopez...
Indeed, welcome to the NTA's, the awards ceremony where it's mandatory for at least one person to arrive with their bum hanging out. This year, that honour went to Stephanie Davis off Hollyoaks, and hasn't she done a bang up job.
Obliging in the boob department, we had Casey Batchelor off Celebrity Big Brother.
The NTA's also the awards where Lauren Pope gets to wear something she TOTALLY didn't know was completely transparent under flash photography...
It's also a time when people like to try summat different. Melanie Sykes went for a trouser suit, which looked good on paper - because said paper possibly wasn't crumpled to bits...
While we're not entirely sure what Pixie Lott was going for, it was definitely different from her usual look. The skirt part is nice, but the bodice is like a box. And we're not sure where to start with the gloves...
Speaking of constrictive... Hellew Chloe Sims.
As for those dressing bumps, there are arguably better choices than those sported by Lauren off EastEnders and Jodie Whittaker. It's a bow tie, by the way.
Nancy off EastEnders proved she looks better in trackies...
The worst dress of the night, however, was worn by Angela Griffin. Usually someone would only wear something like this when forced by a barmy bride. The always stunning Angela chose this unflattering frilly, peach,ruffled number of her own accord.
Pics: National Television Awards Red Carpet - the best dressed...