It's OK kids, he didn't actually get drunk on double digit cocktails and go swimming really, those photos would've never have made it on to Instagram... Look, he managed to Tweet captions and everything! This article does come with a warning, however; you may want to kidnap NPH and force him to drink cocktails with you.

First, he kicked things off with "Last day of our Mexico adventure. Let's see just how many margaritas I can drink. Cheers!"

This was followed by...



This one is possibly our favourite. Look at his daughter's face.





Oh, Doogie, you never lost it. And when most other child stars ended, quite literally, washed up. Apologies.