There was one person who looked OK last night. ONE. And that was Sandra Bullock. Now that we've addressed the Best Dressed List, let's tackle the tubular hooker suits, superfluous trains, flesh dresses, bared midriffs, stumpy jumpsuits (stumpsuits, if you will), and the aforementioned crimes against baps.

You may not recognise all of those included in our gallery, like this plucky soul, but that doesn't mean their place is less warranted. You can immerse yourself in the full horror of the People's Choice Awards worst dressed herd here, or you simply survey the main offenders below. Forgive us if we omit someone, there was just faaaaar too many people to address. Why in the name of Jaysis did everyone look so cack?!

First up, the plethora of flesh dresses. We had bumpy, swirled, or - in Britney's case - birthing barnacles... The worst on display, however was Anna Faris in her baggy Hannibal skin suit. I keep staring at it expecting to see a landing strip and areola. If you squint hard enough you almost can.


 
Next up, the slew of skirt/top combos. Kaley Cuoco lost the plot here and she didn't even have her midriff bared. We just expected her to look better, and not like she had her skirt honed from a parachute masquerading as a table cloth. She knows it too.

Keeping with the Big Bang Theory, why Bernie felt she needed to stumpify herself further, one shall never know.

Malin Ackerman clearly committed the biggest crime against boobs, but Heidi's misdemeanor should not be overlooked.

Next up, the needless train. Sabrina The Teenage Witch nailed it. And then some. There's a lot going on here and none of it's good.


 
Under our Tubular Hooker Suit debut we have Jessica Alba.

And last but not least, Drew Barrymore. Drew, I know you're due to have a baby, but there's not excuse for this. LBD, missus, LBD.

>People's Choice Awards: The full winner's list and Press Room gallery