The world's most 2D Disney drawn couple have split after four years. For keeps this time. They had split last January, but gravitated back towards each other because they're basically clones.
Someone speaking with The Sun said: "Nicole and Lewis have tried to make it work but realised it's just not happening so have called it a day once and for all. They've spoken at length about it but agreed there's no point as they never see each other. They spend their whole time on opposite sides of the world. Although they came to an amicable decision, Nicole is actually devastated about it. She thought Lewis was the one... They still genuinely care for each other but they've decided to be adult about it and go it alone. There are no hard feelings."
Approximately a month ago, 26-year-old Lewis poo pooed the notion of becoming a father, saying "I'm still young. It a long way away."
Nevermind, Nicole, Steve Jones is a year older than you and Simon Cowell's bound to sling both of you together in a bid to make the American public find you collectively interesting. Two wrongs attempting to make a right, 'n all that.
