Madonna still has nipples, yaaay, fair play to her, and she desperately wanted her audience in Turkey to see them during her rendition of Human Nature, 'cause they haven't seen enough of them over the last 30 years.

This is probably the farthest Easterly point she'd be able to get away with that without getting her breasts chopped off and swaddled in a burka. Yep, you still got it, Madonna, so controversial, hey maybe they'll ban you in Indonesia too - just like they did with GaGa.

Speaking of Gaga; on a stage over the other side of the planet (New Zealand), GaGa reprimanded Madonna for recently performing a mashup of Express Yourself and Born This Way while squealing, "She's not meee!" Speaking during her Auckland gig, Gaga said: "It sometimes makes people feel better about themselves to put other people down or make fun of them or maybe make mockery of their work. And that doesn't make me feel good at all. That just makes me feel like I'm not being a good human being... Things are really different than they were 25 years ago, and that's what makes 'Born this Way' so relevant for me...We're socially in a different place and it's OK, we don't have to all slice and hate each other anymore." She then rounded things off with "I don't want to be your fucking queen, I want to be your friend."

You might have noticed at this point that this article only includes the moment before the nipple baring, not the actual nipple itself. Consider yourself spared. However, for those of you who have a complicated relationship with your eyeballs, I have included a veedjo of the incident. My favourite part is when she spins around to show the words 'NO FEAR' stenciled on her back. I'd imagine Rocco is feeling a healthy level of fear right about now.