We weren't even aware she had a rumoured boyfriend, never mind a real one, but apparently Kristen 'Trampire' Stewart (apologies; it was Will Ferrell who christened her with that moniker but it's got such a nice ring to it we couldn't help but keep it going) has moved a young fellow by the name of Lane Garrison into her gaff.
Lane WHO? Well he's an actor, he's 33, and since her on again off again on again off again on again off again on again off again *INHALES* on again off again times INFINITY boyfriend Robert Pattinson dumped her ass earlier this summer, K-Stew's reportedly decided to batten down the hatches with the relatively unknown thespian.
He's been in a few forgettable films and starred in a fair few episodes of Prison Break but somehow I don't think it's a name we need to become overly familiar with in relation to Miss Stewart. Now the pair are starring in an upcoming movie together, called Camp X-Ray (and we all know Kristen's history with the men she's worked with *this is where you look at Adam Levine's smug face saying 'mmmhmm' above*), but what's probably happened is that he was seen leaving her mansion after a spot of knitting, which no doubt sent the rumour mills into overdrive, speculating that they've probably since made it official, moved in, gotten married and likely divorced in the amount of time it's taken me to pen this story.
A 'source', if you will, has told Yahoo!: 'Kristen was enjoying Lane's company and he was spending a lot of time with her at her home. He doesn't live in LA so he moved out of his hotel when they became close and moved into the guest wing of her house in Los Feliz.'
Will we be discussing Lane and K-Stew's whilrwind romance this day next week? Doubtful.
