By not-so-secret we mean that she posted this photo to her Instagram banging on about secret projects therefore resulting in a slew of trolling, varying from the typically inane "TU PUTA MADRE" to the infinitely more informative / bitchy: "Secret project//john green book movie//even though you literally do not fit the role."

So either Kim has also landed a role in the big screen adaptation of John Green's Paper Towns, or they both just bumped into each other at the local gym after a few lengths. Either way, combs need to be employed - STAT.

Other people who Cara is reportedly enjoying not-so-secret "secret projects" with include Simon Cowell, and Sinitta by way of Simon Cowell. She's clearly targeting a niche market and going for quality over quantity...