Bollards. Curbs. The rear ends of lorries, namely on a Berkshire motorway. And now, shop corners. Nothing is safe.
George Michael's latest incident behind the unsteady wheel of a careering car saw his Range Rover take out the corner of a Snappy Snaps in Hampstead at 3.35am on Sunday morning, after London's Pride festival.
The Sun reports: "The impact buckled a door frame and shattered windows at the photo store in posh Hampstead, North London - near the star's home. The singer - who only last year ended a two-year ban for drug driving (he pleaded guilty to driving while "unfit through drugs. He was accused of colliding with three parked cars and driving off without notifying the owners") - was held at 3.35am on Sunday after London's Gay Pride parade. He was quizzed at a nearby police station and released on bail. He must return next month. Cops said: 'A man in his 40s was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive.' Last night the singer's spokesman refused to comment."
Obviously George needs to, at the very least, maim someone for life before he cops himself on.
