I know! Boobs at the BAFTAs, what is the world coming to. We thought that kind of carry on was solely reserved for The Grammys. On the whole, everyone looked pretty damn fine. As ever, we shall start with those who really nailed it, before addressing Hofit Golan (you can always count on Hofit), Hayley Atwell, and a dress that appears to be made from algae.
Julianne Moore didn't just win Best Actress last night. she also (you know it's coming) won the red carpet and stole our eyeballs in Givenchy couture.
FINALLY Rosamund Pike pulled out all the stops in something that didn't drain the life out of her. She wore Roland Mouret.
Reese Witherspoon was rather brave sporting this plum coloured Stella McCartney number given how much, eh, front she has.
For once, Keira Knightly didn't look like she was trying to disguise a burgeoning bump. Instead she just seemed thrilled to be rocking Giambattista Valli.
Someone who perhaps should've taken a leaf out of Rosamund's book was Amy Adams. The hue isn't doing much for her complexion and it seems like it was pinned on a much taller person... However, kudos must be given for the waistline detail, which makes it undeniably McCartney
We want to like Felicity Jones' Raf Simons for Dior ensemble, but she just seems a bit constricted...
We were just going to make the toilet roll holder comparison, but it's been done many times before - that and it was kind've owned by Laura Haddock last night...
Moving on to some of the more less demure looks of the night; Hayley Atwell and Hofit Golan pulled out all the stops/various body parts...
Someone who managed to look sultry without revealing too much was Nadia Forde. Yep, Nadia Forde was at the BAFTAS.
From here, we're going to move into our ode to Pond Life, which was embodied by Douglas Booth and Sienna Guillory.
Then we had the alluring Bond girls set on world domination - Monica Bellucci and Lea Seydoux - in Prada and Alaia...
And, finally, we're rounding off our BAFTA 2015 Red Carpet extravaganza(ish) with yet another massive boob. Serge from Kasabian sporting a t-shirt from 2007. He's just so rock 'n roll. Or very lazy.