We could concentrate on the good - Alison Brie, Kelly Brook, Stella McCartney, Kylie Minogue, Victoria Pendleton, Ayda Field, Olivia Munn, Elisabeth Moss, Jessie J (always makes a change - although less of the Janice Dickinsons if you please), Katherine Jenkins (she irks the head off me, but the dress is nice), Lana Del Headonher- but why do that when it's SOOO much more fun focusing on the bad.
Sharlene Spiteri (I feel sweaty. Anyone else feel sweaty?), Dermot O'Leary's missus (who's fast becoming a repeat offender), Louise Redknapp (more food, less tan), Lara Stone (it should be flattering but it's not, especially when you stand thisaway), Claudia Winkleman (you are at the GQ awards, not on your way to a Parent Teacher meeting) and - of course - the talk of the awards, Nancy Dell'Bappio. Nancy, you're 51. If you were 21 I'd still say you needed to wear a bra. Also, best cover up in something a bit more subtle when you're in the presence of Grace Jones. At 64, she is the master.
Finally, let's spare a moment for Tara Palmer Tompkinson, who got turned away from the door for not bringing her invitation. She probably thought the dress was enough.
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