Poor Kerry Katona; Brian McFadden seems to have forgotten entirely about his marriage with her, considering this one now with Vogue as his 'first time' to tie the knot. But will it be his last? Oh we know, we're horrible people.
And what about Delta Goodrem? He was engaged to her for four years. Anyhoo, the former Westlife star has opened up to the UK edition of HELLO! magazine about the fact that he was too young to understand what he was doing with his previous relationships. 'For me this is my first time getting married... This is me getting married for the rest of my life - and a completely different life. I was 18 or 19 when I got married the first time. I was in Westlife. I had no idea what I was doing. It wasn't till I was 30 that I turned into an adult.'
We've yet to catch a glimpse of their wedding photos, 'cause they sold them to HELLO! but what we do know is that the pair wed in a fairytale-like castle in Florence, Italy at the beginning of the month. Brian's daughters Molly and Lilly-Sue acted as bridesmaids as apparently, they get on quite well with Vogue. The Fade Street star said: 'They weren't too keen on being flower girls, so they are mini-bridesmaids. They are such easy girls to be with. We get on really well. They are fun to hang around with. They totally accept me.'
Somewhere, in a British chippy perhaps, Kerry Katona is losing her marbles over this.
What's more, Brian is eager to get going on the whole family starting craic. Vogue - thank God - wants to wait a little while: "Not for a few years. Who wants pregnant DJs? Brian would have a child tomorrow if he could. He's great with the girls. He's great with the dog."
Pregnant DJs... could be a niche in there somewhere, no?
