This is some real deep sh*t, Chris. Some real deep sh*t right here.

But he's "not a player" you understand - despite all the close ups of him counting money and swigging from champagne bottles. His "mother didn't raise (him) that way"...

Observe one David Alan's ortistically edited video (it's super grainy, 'a course) showing Chris Brown "talking candidly" about his "stressed out" situation, spliced with footage of him canoodling with  RIhanna and essentially ignoring the other one. If you have nothing better to be doing of a Friday lunchtime, that is.

"The Real Chris Brown" from David Alan on Vimeo.