Big whoop today, folks, which - considering Beyonce's past wardrobe malfunctions included actual areola - kinda puts the quality of today's 'news' into perspective. See, usually Beyonce is up for showing off the bra/other intimate items. Not on this occasion.
So frenetic were Beyonce's dance moves at last night's Global Citizen Festival in Central Park, her blouse sprang open. Should you require a video evidence, there's one doing the rounds over at The Daily Mail.
People keep referring to it as an "embarrassing" malfunction as opposed to something resembling sexy, presumably on account of the flesh coloured bra. Flesh coloured bras are never sexy. It's like a layer of extra boobs with no nipples.
