First up, how about those Minogues... Wow. The only slight downside to the proceedings is the massive lolling bow straddling the top of Kylie's latex number. Then again, it's presence is needed to girly up an otherwise well wanton number.

A lot of outlets were giving out about Rita Ora's dress, calling it 'garish'. There's a bang of the Goldie Hawn's about this which we like. Ora does a fine job carrying off Canary Yellow with her luxurious skin tone. For example, Celtic skinned Calvin wouldn't look quite as nice in it if they got the whimsy to swap outfits. Although he does look like he's been at the bronzer...

Again, folk weren't convinced by host Laura Whitmore's offering, there were rumblings it was 'tacky'. Well, it's not nearly as tacky as what Rosie Huntington-Whitely wriggled herself into. In other words, they've both brought the term 'would look good in a bin liner' to another level.

Also being lumbered with the 'tacky' label was Fearne Cotton's offering. I think she looks the very definition of 'adorable' (seriously, not being patronizing or anything). The only thing I would says is shame about the seam down the chest. Although she probably thought it made it more rock 'n roll.

Regular visitors to this page will know I'm not a fan of the bared midriff on the red carpet, but I'll make an exception in Peaches Geldof's case. If you're wondering what's going on with her left armpit, it's just the 'B' from the BRITS backdrop coming through. I too initially thought she had bell sleeves on and a grey bow protruding from her pit. Still thought it worked.

As usual, we're kind of struggling to get people to populate the Best Dressed list, so - good news Lianne La Havas - you've made the grade! Just. I like the colour pop the belt provides.

We prefer what she wore to the Elle Style Awards, but we are a sucker for a sequined number. I'll overlook the fact that the hair and earrings are total overkill.

And, our surprise winner of the night was - wait for it - Boy George. Who knew he had all that hair. Silver. Fox.

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