At some point, someone's going to have to have pull Jennifer Lopez aside and talk to her about, y'know, all of it, really. Because we can't cope anymore.

This new teaser for her upcoming video features Iggy Azalea, lots of grease and lube, bums and softcore pornography.

Let's imagine the poor soul who's going to have to clean up after this video.

THANKS A LOT, IGGY. I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS SHIT UP NOW. WHY DID YOU NEED ALL THIS KY-JELLY. IT'S EVERYWHERE.