One Direction released their new album 'Four' worldwide yesterday, which you can imagine was a very exciting event for Directioners around the globe. Their reactions on Twitter ranged from the agreeably pleasant:
the new one direction album is fun
— Sophie (@insopherable) November 18, 2014
to the slightly unhinged:
FUCK. GOD. THIS ALBUM WILL KILL ME IN FACT. ONE DIRECTION LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MEEEE ðŸÅ½¶
— NIGHT CHANGES AF âÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂ?¤ (@JohannaStyles33) November 18, 2014
I would pay all of one direction to kill me all at the same time
— 9/13 (@preeminentemily) November 18, 2014
By the way, there was also confusion, anger, anxiety and all the fEeLiNgS about the fact that Zayn Malik was not in the US with them yesterday as they promoted the album on The Today Show (lending more credence to my theory – aha!)
I'M SO SAD WHERE IS ZAYN
— ella (@starchaserharry) November 17, 2014
bitch where the fuck is zayn im pretty fuckin sick of this disappearing shit
— Alex O'Neill (@aleexish) April 21, 2013
WHERE IS ZAYN MALIK IM GUNNA CRY
— THANK YOU NASH (@Mollee19Mollee) November 17, 2014
Here are ten tweets that best summed up release day, as told by the lovably rabid breed of deranged fan known as the 'Directioner'.
#FOUR IS OFFICIALLY OUT AND I COULD POOP MYSELF IN EXCITEMENT RIGHT NOW #1D @onedirection
— Bethany Dueck (@Bethany_Dueck) November 17, 2014
MY SISTER IS SIGNING AND CLAPPING HER HANDS AND I CANT LISTEN TO FOUR THE ONLY SOLUTION IS MURDER #MTVStars One Direction
— catalina |293 days (@whatharrypizza) November 18, 2014
one direction slay everyone and anyone whos given me shit for liking them i will directly shove four up their arse
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀jess (@overwhelmedash) November 17, 2014
listening to four cured my ebola thank you one direction
— joanna (@frappuccinoliam) November 17, 2014
I WILL SLAP ALL THE BITCHES WHO SAID ONE DIRECTION ARE FADING WITH THE FOUR ALBUM WHEN IT'S RELEASED
— ✧ ੈ maha ✧ ੈ (@60stylinson) September 8, 2014
I THOUGHT 'MIDNIGHT MEMORIES' WAS MATURE CHEST HAIR ONE DIRECTION, BUT 'FOUR' IS MATURER AND CHEST HAIRIER AND WHAT THE FUCK.
— Alex Goldschmidt (@alexandergold) November 7, 2014
Been crying to four all day âÂÂÂÂ?¤ï¸ÂÂÂÂ? @onedirection
— ☣♛ (@kaylaamichaudd) November 17, 2014
FOUR MAKES ME FUCKING CRY THANKS ALOT @onedirection
— mgc☠(@laurenn182) November 17, 2014
I am rolling on the floor sobbing @onedirection this is what you to do me #FourtoNumber1 #BuyFourOnITunes #FOUR
— :) (@woahmalikkkk) November 17, 2014
WHY IS FOUR SO GOOD WHY DOES ONE DIRECTION WANT ME BALD AND DEAD
— quynisha (@mcnuggetharry) November 17, 2014