We'll say one thing: Lily Allen's forthcoming memoir is shaping up to be quite the read, if her recent comments are anything to go by.
Liam Gallagher 'mile high club' story aside, we already know that Allen is a no-holds-barred kind of person on social media - and her latest tweet proves just that.
Responding to a fan question about the best reason she's ever been kicked out of an event, she revealed that she once mistakenly took what she thought was cocaine at the Glamour awards, but was actually ketamine - and was subsequently kicked out of the bash for 'being in a k hole'.
Pictures from 2008 have since surfaced of the pink-haired pop star being carried out of the ceremony by bodyguards - award still in hand - so we're assuming that's the year she's talking about.
Okay, Lily, you've sold us. Just publish the damn thing already. She's also doing a pretty good job of drumming up publicity for her new album 'No Shame', out next month...
Someone gave me a line of what I assumed to be cocaine at the Glamour awards once, but it turned out to be Ketamine. I was thrown out (passed over some railings) of the Glamour awards for being in a k hole. https://t.co/YwF9auVNnc
— Lily Allen (@lilyallen) May 13, 2018
— Lily Allen (@lilyallen) May 13, 2018
K-Bomb.. pic.twitter.com/2Ajecd0xDe
— Cameron M. Parkes (@CameronParkes1) May 13, 2018
Even comedian Alan Carr remembers the night in question...
Who were they handing you off to?
— Hasief Ardiasyah (@hasief) May 13, 2018
Well, actually they put me into an empty taxi, and then the paps caught wind, so my assistant shouted “go go go” .
— Lily Allen (@lilyallen) May 13, 2018
Obviously I couldn’t talk, or direct the driver so my assistant instructed the occupant of the car behind to “follow that cab” I believe the occupant was @chattyman , I have no idea what happened next.
— Lily Allen (@lilyallen) May 13, 2018
@AlanCarr do you remember?
— Anna Jean (@takeitallw_you) May 13, 2018
I followed in the car behind with her brother Alfie - but we some how got there before her but then she was put straight to bed and I remember helping myself to a vodka and chatting with Alfie and @samsparro most of the night 🤷♂�
— Alan Carr (@AlanCarr) May 13, 2018