If you've stayed in a truly awful hotel and lodged a review of it online, you might have had it read out by Graham Norton last night.
Joining Graham on the red couch was Dame Judi Dench, Dev Patel, our own Sharon Horgan and comedian Rob Delaney to talk about... well, poop. Lots of poop.
It began innocently enough with Dame Judi explaining that she stays in the same hotel every time she's in London and is such a regular there that they've given her a monogrammed bathrobe.
From there, it was a hop-skip-and-jump to poop in kettles as Sharon Horgan explained that she used to be a chamber maid and regularly found poop everywhere.
Some of the reviews have GOT to be embellished. We especially liked the chef / couple one.