EastEnders fans will all know Danny Dyer these days as the lovable Mick Carter, a cockney geezer with a heart of gold. However, he has been known for more, let's say, rough around the edges roles over the years, and indeed has a reputation for being that way in real life.

The actor features on the new Channel 4 series Parenting for Idiots, where a rake of stars chat about their experiences of parenting, and Danny Dyer managed to describe his role as a dad in the most Danny Dyer way possible.

Because it's Danny Dyer, innit?