We were going to put the title of the song in the headline there, but it would've totally ruined the punchline. And when we say racy, we mean racy - he managed to shock everyone apart from Howard Stern. Mr. Stern, however, has seen some sh*t.

So, sit back, relax, and let yourself be entertained (seriously, it's good) by Albert Einstein's long lost lovechild sing about a certain lady's special area.