So Channel 5 are still plugging away at this thing, it's starting tonight at 9pm. Here's who will be degrading themselves on it.
Heather off EastEnders: Shirley, switch over to Channel 5, your 'Evvah's over on Channel 5! Now go marry Phil in peace - you're made for each other.
Bet Lynch off Corrie: Well, Denise Welch did to awfully well last year, so Julie Goodyear now wants a whirl, particularly since Corrie's stage show Street of Dreams got unceremoniously canned after one show.
Coleen Nolan: She's in the mood for bitching.
Samantha Brick: She's too pretty to have any female friends. Women folk loathe her because she's just too pretty.
Lauren Goodger: TOWIE twat who suddenly became best mates with Katie Price after people stopped turning up to her Personal Appearances at dodgy nightclubs.
Here's where the skank factor skyrockets...
Danica Thrall: Appeared in the one-off 'documentary' Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys.
Rhian Sugden: The blonde bird who Vernon Kay was caught 'sexting' a few years back.
Jasmine Lennard: Had sex with Simon Cowell a few times.
And on to the men. We have Julian Clary, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Harvey off So Solid Crew, and some 'mystery' bloke who many believe to be Martin Kemp.
Wow, bring on the eye candy.