Alan Sugar's right-hand man on 'The Apprentice' has been glued to the shenanigans in the villa
If you've ever watched BBC series 'The Apprentice', you'll know who Claude Littner is.
Alongside Karren Brady, he is one of Lord Alan Sugar's aides on the reality show, keeping an eye on the group and reporting back.
He has played a bigger role since taking over from Nick Hewer in 2015, but in earlier seasons, he only made appearances during the 'interviews' episode. And boy, was he utterly terrifying.
All that to say that he's basically not the sort of person you'd imagine watching 'Love Island', much less live-tweeting it.
We're guessing that his nightly sarcastic commentary on the villa and its inhabitants may be the forfeit to a bet. Either way, it's highly entertaining... even if there's a strong whiff of 'dad joke' off some of them.
Anton lives to bore us for a few more days!
— Claude Littner (@claudelittner) June 18, 2019
Anna knows about chemistry. She is a pharmacist after all!
— Claude Littner (@claudelittner) June 18, 2019
Tom has really grafted. He has broken down all Maura’s defences to such an extent that she asks him to share a bed with her!
I never thought I would live to see the day when Maura would get over the pain of Tommy, and find another to share her bed!— Claude Littner (@claudelittner) June 17, 2019
Jordan has lots of hobbies. He collects trainers! What a guy!!
— Claude Littner (@claudelittner) June 17, 2019
So pleased that Anna’s relationship with Jordan is blossoming. He touched her leg, and held her hand. Be careful Jordan. She’s after your trainers!
— Claude Littner (@claudelittner) June 19, 2019
“Do not break the ‘girl code’! Always tell the girl you are going after the same bloke, just before you do. That makes it alright!
— Claude Littner (@claudelittner) June 18, 2019
If you have been fortunate enough to miss the first 10 minutes of Love Island......this is what has happened.....Lucie has cried continuously. Surely a Love Island record!
— Claude Littner (@claudelittner) June 19, 2019
Can someone start a petition to drop Claude in the villa as a bombshell, please?