There were some minor changes to yesterday's speculated line up. For example, there was no Dog The Bounty Hunter, which was a shame. Instead, under the 'Obligatory American Has Been' banner we have Mike The Situation off Jersey Shore... Even he looks bored. Probably feeling a bit defensive as he's the first OAHB featured in the Big Brother House who has never been good at anything - ever. Even Heidi Fleiss had a talent.
Producers did manage to bag themselves Prince with an American accent. He's Italian, is minted, but appears to be addicted to shoddy reality TV as he also starred in The US Bachelor. His name is Prince Lorenzo Borghese.
Also by way of a surprise, they got themselves an Olympian, Team GB member Ashley McKenzie. He's well good at Judo.
Martin Kemp was there as predicted, as was Harvey off So Solid who pretended to have an affair with Cheryl Cole, Julian Clary, and all of the women - apart from TOWIE's Lauren Goodger.
Aaah Lauren, even the reanimated corpse of Big Brother isn't interested.
Celebrity Big Brother can be seen on Channel 5 from 9pm each evening. We won't be watching.