No joke, we legit thought Big Brother wasn't a thing any more. We were full sure it was cancelled.
Turns out, we were wrong. The long-running series - which moved to Channel 5 (says it all, really) - crowned its winner last night.
The two finalists, Helen and Asheligh, waited inside the Big Brother House before the winners were announced.
Asheligh, from Derry, has been described by some as an Ice Queen while Helen is - from what we've gleaned from watching five minutes and reading some tweets about it - is a bit of a 'bully'.
Again, we didn't watch it because, let's face it, Davina McCall held that show together and we don't care much for your one Emma.
So, yeah, Big Brother. Still a thing. Who knew?