Got a wedding coming up but no male friends to have a stag party with?
Don't worry, you're in luck. A group of English men are touting their services as a ready-made stag party that will take you out and get you sozzled before you tie the knot.
The eBay entry, which has kicked off the bidding at at a princely sum of 99p, hasn't attracted much attention yet - with a grand total of zero bids placed so far.
The party itself will take place in Sheffield with the group of seven men promising one lucky winner an insane night out on Saturday, August 8th.
Drinks and accommodation are included, just so you know.
As the advert says, they're "a bunch of guys in our early 30's but still love to party like we're 21" and are even offering a full stag party costume - which must be worn.
Here's the advert in full:
Welcome to our auction, a little odd, yes! But there is method in our madness. So, long story short, we have run out of people, to have a stag do party with / for & we all know, there just isn't a better night out, than a full on stag do, well, in our experience anyway! We are a bunch of guys in our early 30's but still love to party like we're 21.
We are looking for one up for it, brave, special ebayer, to join us for a crazy night out! This advert is for a fully-fledged stag party, on Saturday 8th August.
The winner of this auction will be treated to a full night out in Sheffield UK. We're not interested in whether you're getting married or not but for 1 night, you'll be centre of attention! The auction / deal / package will include the following -
-- ALL drinks paid for, for the night - drinks are on a what-ever comes basis & they come thick & fast.
-- Your very own special bottle of spirits, for your consumption, on the night (sealed & new)
-- 1 night's accommodation
-- A full "stag do" style costume.
-- If you are not getting married, its not a problem - we will go along with you being the stag for the night & all the attention it brings.
-- T&C’s
-- Over 21's only - proof of age will be required, as we do not want a wasted night!
-- Payment is required via paypal once auction is complete.
-- All drinks brought, must be consumed - no-one likes wastage.
-- The stag costume must be worn.
-- An amazingly good sense of humour, is a must & will be required at all times.
If you want to have a laugh for the night, then this is an auction for you! The date is non transferable, your dues are done / night is over, at 3am on Sunday 9th August (we'll be happy to continue, if there is a place that'll take us) Transport to the destination is not included but, if you can make your way to a convenient meeting point, we will happily pick you up / drop you off, on route.
Any / all medical conditions / issues, must be disclosed & we will not & cannot, be held responsible for non disclosure of information. No refunds, as we will do all in our power to make this an epic night.
As we said, they've received zero bids so far, although the auction closes in five days as of writing. So if you've got a wedding or a stag-do to sort out in the next few days, you're in with a decent shot.
Via eBay