Greetings X Factor folk. I think I've typed the words 'Frankie' and 'Cocozza' (and maybe the word 'arsehole') more times now than any other words, ever. Between his drug taking antics, his not-in-the-least-bit shocking departure (yea right was it of his own accord) Amelia Lily's winning return and the formation of two new besties - Kitty Brucknell and Lady jaysus GaGa, it's been one helluva week for X Factor.
For this weekend's live show the remaining contestants were given a choice between GaGa or Queen. Kitty was up first. She had a good oul whinge about not getting to sing Born This Way when Misha the bully had bagsied it, but compromised with what turned out to be a more-of-the-same, mediocre performance of Don't Stop Me Now, which ended up costing her the competition. In fairness to the 26 year old, (26 me hole, have you seen her forehead?) the song was a particularly difficult one to nail. With enough silvery make up and hairspray to look like an extra from Flash Gordon, Gary noted that it was high time she lost the make up and tried something new and low key - 'the less you do, the more we'll feel'. Unfortunately for Kitty (but thankfully for us who've grown weary of staring square at her crotch), we won't have to witness that sight just yet. Last night saw Miss Brucknell's timely departure from the Syco Juggernaut. Taking the last word on the show, Kitty got hold of the mic and annoucned that she had something she wanted to share with us. Oh sweet Lord what could it be? She then sang a line from GaGa's Born This Way and reminded us all of why we wanted to punch her in the face back in her opening audition. Scaaaarleh for her ma for havin' her. And as if we couldn't dislike Kitty any more, although at this stage I reckon Janet would give her a run for her money in the most annoying stakes, it seems her ridonkulous theatrics and last night's rejection may have earned her more than what she'd initially bargained for - Lady Gaga wants to be her friend. According to the Daily Mail, the pair got sozzled in Simon Cowell's former dressing room, drinking wine til the wee hours of the morning. And that's probably more of an experience that winning the X Factor and churning out some Joe McElderry standard album could ever have given her. With their peroxide blonde hair and their black dramatic outfits - where can Gaga go from last week's VMA satellite dish outfit and this week's decapitated mannequin headpiece? - the pair even looked quite alike. So what do you think, could a duet between the poor man's GaGa and GaGa herself be on the cards?
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