Would you let this man near your feet? He looks like he might try to administer his homemade chemical peel to demonstrate his pleasure/pain theory. Seriously, doesn't his forehead resemble a well pumiced sole? Before I wander entirely off the path; Christian Slater has indeed divulged his fetish for feet saying; "I'm always experimenting in the bedroom - trying to discover new ways to have a good time and enjoy myself. I think toes are a lot of fun, definitely. Do some of your own research and find out how, but trust me. Uh oh, now I've crossed the line!" Nice to hear he's still familiar with the term 'line' considering all of his have vanished... Despite his concern of upsetting our boundaries, Christian then went on to speak of his drug abuse; "The last time I had ecstasy was five years ago. There's no question that in proper quantities and the right manner, drugs are fine. On the other hand, your perceptions tend to get all screwed up and you lose track of what you've taken, and how much, and what you're saying and what you're doing." Yes, but you've learned the error of your ways, Christian, and appear to have substituted your dalliance with drugs with that of Botox.