Or, as she delicately puts it, eight pages of "consensual... penetrative... heterosexual intercourse" AKA "vanilla sex."
Did Nell enjoy the eight pages in question? Indeed she did, even if she found some of the physical aspects impossible, such as the one-handed double fist grab (not as eye-watering as it sounds). Apart from that, Nell said she learned some "new tricks."
The rest of the book, however, she didn't enjoy so much. Something to do with poorly written nipple clamps. Join her as she ponders bondage, "Eurovision standards" (something to consider come next May, Sweden), and beyond.