Any ideas? How about now? Does this enlighten you? OK, so she's lined up in Malibu with a bevvie of barely legals wearing Stars and Stripes themed bikinis... BEACHWEAR! It's got to be beachwear, surely… Sorry, what was that about hair extensions? Is she trying to promote hair extensions here?! Oh right. The inappropriate near-nakedness is a little distracting but, now that you mention it, I can see they're also wearing hair bands on their heads, not just as boob tubes. Is the hair attached to the hair bands? Classy. So, what's it called? The Bandit band... that's surprising.
At the photocall over the weekend, Paris said of her latest product endorsement: "My goal was to bring my personality into this project." With the inexplicable use of bikinis coupled with plastic hair - I'd say goal achieved.