The UK Premiere of Water For Elephants took place in London last night, and Reese Witherspoon was just so darndiddlearn happy to be there!!! *whispers* This just proves what a good actress she iiiiisss; apparently she started getting addled by reporters repeatedly asking if she's with chiiiild*
But back to the real attraction at hand - Reese's co-star Robert 'No, it's cool, I'm awake' Pattinson. Well, it'll come as a surprise to no one that he's still playing the bashful, "who, me? But, but, but I've got no friends to love me" card. During his "exclusive interview with The Sun" (we'll be bringing you his "exclusive interview with entertainment.ie" as Mike also went to interview the cast yesterday), he said:
"I was thinking the other day that no one ever rings me up or anything. No one ever asks me to do anything. It's just so easy. When I'm not working I'm still one of those people who calls up their entire phone book to say, 'Hey, what you doing? Are you doing anything tonight? Can I come with you?'" Nawww, and when he invariably is rejected by his entire phonebook of affiliates, what does he do? He retreats to his hotel room: "I just hang there and get drunk. It's terrible." Well, that would explain a fair bit..
If you're one of his fans, don't let him tug too tautly on your heart strings - if you went near him he'd shoot you, that's if he doesn't learn how to kick the crap out of you first: "That's one thing if I have some time off. I want to get really really good at fighting because then I can just walk down the street. There is something about it. Or just get a gun. I would feel a little bit more comfortable walking around with a Taser... *cue frantic hand signals from startled publicist* But no, I mean, I just try to avoid as much hassle as possible."
You can see our video interviews with Robert Pattinson (which can now be viewed here), Christoph Waltz and yer wan here at some stage tomorrow. Not that we're forcing them upon you, or anything.
P.S. it'll come as no surprise that most of the other bodies that trotted up the red carpet last night were female, mostly. Although, to be fair Rochelle Wiseman did bring the fellah.