Remember in the X-Files episode of the Simpsons when they made Homer run on a treadmill and it was like a lava lamp? This is kind of like that but with a real human male nipple so do with that information what you will.
We don't know what possessed Jake Alewel to stabilize this video of him skiing shirtless on his nipple and we're not sure we want to but at least that box is now ticked and the internet is one step closer to being full of everything that man can dream up.
Via Reddit