Look at those eyes. Imagine what those eyes have seen. Imagine what those fingers have typed.
Things got intimate on 'The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon' last night when Sting visited and Fallon turned the lights down low, lit some candles and the two had their way with some 'romantic' text message exchanges that we're really hoping were written by the show's staff and not the result of Fallon having NSA-like access to the world's business.
That wouldn't bode well for anyone.