Of all people to be talking about today, you wouldn't think it would be Nicole Kidman seeing as she walked away Oscar-less from last night's Academy Awards and there are much more pressing things to talk about but lo and behold, Nicole Kidman is what the internet is talking about.
Why? Because of this.
Nicole Kidman needs to be plugged in and charged up at night. #Robot pic.twitter.com/r8BAo2ZASb
— KFC (@KFCBarstool) February 27, 2017
The internet, understandably, has some questions.
SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH NICOLE KIDMAN HOW TO CLAP pic.twitter.com/5DQFR3M0VV
— #1 Rachel ✨ (@rachel) February 27, 2017
Nicole Kidman is a great actress and a terrible clapper and that is okay. https://t.co/m5vsPEMTpG pic.twitter.com/pHk46k7xv2
— Mashable (@mashable) February 27, 2017
why do nicole kidman's hands look like a malfunctioning sims' pic.twitter.com/7RS50v64DJ
— 😼 (@haarleyquin) February 27, 2017
Nicole Kidman is so Australian, even her hands are boomerangs. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/AbFR3iteis
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) February 27, 2017
I've seen that Nicole Kidman clap before #Oscars pic.twitter.com/XDGlJErwoG
— edwin (@edwinthejeans) February 27, 2017
the best part of not-watching the oscars has been the animated gif of nicole kidman clapping like max schreck in shadow of the vampire
— Big Sharia Jeb Malmö (@Mobute) February 27, 2017
@Mobute Nicole Slenderman pic.twitter.com/Qs7CgxkkQC
— 🗣DEEP STATESMAN (@antimemetic) February 27, 2017
Nicole Kidman can't clap either why is this happening pic.twitter.com/EJbJ6ePrxl
— lauren yap (@itslaurenyap) February 27, 2017
Anyone see Nicole Kidman clapping? She claps like a seal. Awesome. #Oscars
— Baratunde (@baratunde) February 27, 2017
Some say Nicole Kidman is still clapping to this day. #Oscars
— Connor (@dawson_con) February 27, 2017
There is a glitch in the Matrix #Oscars pic.twitter.com/af5zKs7FNV
— Colin Jones (@colinjones) February 27, 2017
When you clap on the 1 and the π #Oscars pic.twitter.com/9NAEcBxybX
— Ira Madison III (@ira) February 27, 2017
wow really classy, making fun of nicole kidman just because she has the fucked up hands of an elf or goblin
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) February 27, 2017
Honestly? We just think she's either fallen victim to breaking one fake nail too many or is on strict instructions from however loaned her those very expensive rings to not let them damaged in any way and has adopted this bizarre palm slap as a preventative measure. That or she's just weird. Who knows.