The auto-tuned remix should be landing any second.
Meet Ruby Evans, who in a year from now, if the world works as it should, will have her own reality TV show. We imagine it'll be called something along the lines of "Ruby's Red", where Ruby helps people by giving them the talking to they deserve, a cross between Jeremy Kyle and Supernanny and that time Tyra Banks lost in on America's Next Top Model. And of course every line will open with "Hello people".
Ruby was an eye-witness to an accident following a police chase in Jackson, Mississippi in which an officer was severely injured (he's doing okay now though so you can enjoy this without any guilt), and here's how she described it to the gather press.
This was her moment. She was born for this.