AWKS ALERT!! Tis very early of Monday to be cringing this much - but, rest assured, Robbie is as 'smoove' as always, managing to make something of a stand up routine surrounding the moment, which involved the terms "secretaries", "browser history", "you're 15?" "Is that your mum?" and so on. The man taking the video finds it all rather hilarious - until he has a coughing fit.

So how does he try to recover from that? He advises 15-year-old Morgan to "stay away from boys like me" before declaring himself to be a "f*cking arshole."