This morning, I was scrolling through stories over the last few weeks and actually felt someone try to tug the stomach out the chest upon seeing the posts following Rik Mayall's passing. It'll be some time before we collectively get over the loss of that one.
So, in tribute a great man, here is he offering his "five mantras for life" to some fledgling souls about to totter out into the real world. In short, it's touching, bloody hilarious, and points out it's not the end of the world if you fail maths three times.
It's seems oversimplified, but - whenever you can - "just go out there and have a f**king good life," 'cause you'll never know when you'll get thrown a curveball. D'you hear, Ms Del Rey?