It sounds a fair bit sexier than it is. Then again, we are being treated to Michelle Rodriguez's naked arse fast and furiously wibbling itself into as yet unnamed lake in Kerry (near Kenmare) after a wedding - for the cure.
The video, posted to her Instagram on Sunday, comes with the following caption: "Irish Wedding hangover cure tradition, I believe your suppose to dive in but I'm shin deep in a mud...." She's then seen wading out, exclaiming, "Oh... OK.... it's really muddy. I think it goes on for miles!"
You've been hanging out on those yachts in Sardinia too long, missus. Welcome to The Kingdom!
Michelle attended the wedding of Tonya Meli, who got herself hitched in the sublime surroundings of Dromquinna Manor.
The very next day, Michelle's Instagram pictures her back in her element in sunny Marbella. WOWSA!
Via Today FM's Louise Duffy Show