It’s Arthurs's day and there's a good chance you're going to be drinking later on today, or you've already started you piss head. Anyway, we all know how it goes, you get a few drinks in you and before you know it all you want is the company of the opposite sex and some burgers. You shouldn't need help with the burgers but for attracting members of the opposite sex (specifically girls) all you need is a lady's swimsuit, a bowtie and an uncooked piece of chicken. I'll let David explain.