Let's see if we can fit as many ass-puns into this as possible. That's one.
It must be really difficult to crack into the entertainment industry. You've got to start at the bottom and work your way up. That's three.
But, eventually, you can get your big opening (four) on shows like America's Got Talent.
Derek Hughes' unique act sees him... well, take a look.
Well that definitely wasn't crap. In fact, he came up with a flush!
Those are more poop puns, but still.
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