If anybody's going to sort out the Ukraine / Crimea situation, it's going to be Liam Neeson. Seriously, send him with a mobile phone and his ability to break necks and the whole crisis will be averted in a sharp 90 minutes. In fact, the cast of Saturday Night Live agrees with this idea. So much so, in fact, that the Beast From Ballymena was on the show last night with President Obama - actually Jay Pharoah - and delivered this terrifying speech about his Hollywood contacts.
We're terrified. Check it out below.
Cold Open - Liam Neeson & Obama - SNL 3-8-14 by IdolxMuzic