This. Is. Amazing. There you are, walking down the street with your tutorial notes in a suitcase, sporting a pair of fake Uggs, and the next thing you know you're sat on a couch in a TV studio - beside Channing Tatum - who's seductively communicating the messages imprinted on Love Hearts (or 'Candy Whispers' as they refer to them here, obvs) before either teasing them into your mouth or scoffing them himself. This would be mildly arousing, if it was so hilarious. 

"BLING!"