Jose Mourinho's worst joke of all may have been the defensive tactics his expensive Manchester United team employed against Liverpool at Anfield on Monday night but that didn't stop him telling a few more to John Bishop for charity. 

The Manchester United manager and the scouse funnyman took part in a video for Stand up to Cancer which saw them trying to make each other laugh with bad (terrible really) jokes. It's miracle they got as far as they did without cracking up. 

Poor Jose. Outdone by his own joke in the end. In fairness, a sheep with no legs? What did the people expect?!