To be fair, we've all been scarred by someone in the gym at least once. It just wasn't enough to make us immediately emigrate.
Jamie Dornan is back on the charm offensive ahead of the release of 'Fifty Shades Darker' next week and sat down with Jimmy Kimmel last night to discuss the film but more importantly revealed how the one and only Fabio scared him away from ever living in Los Angeles.
But LA's loss is our gain (well, London's gain, but that's certainly closer to home), right?
Dornan also revealed a slightly baffling friendship with legendary American comedian Don Rickles, who he somehow has managed to become pen pals with and now even goes on dinner dates with him. Not bad for a boy from Belfast.