Well she's not wrong...
This week's episode of 'The Graham Norton Show' was filmed earlier than usual thanks to the awkward way Christmas falls this year but the silver lining of that is that we are blessed with a sneak preview of just what Graham and guests Will Smith, Naomie Harris and Helen Mirren got up to in the festive special.
We're not sure what the bum-pinching is about but hopefully that will become clear in tomorrow night's episode.