So yes, first and foremost, this happened. We understand if you want to linger up here for a while.

Don't worry, he immediately regretted it. 

One Direction - who opened the show with a performance of new single 'Best Song Ever' - had a successful night, picking up Choice Music: Group, Choice Love Song for 'Little Things,' and Choice Single: Group for 'Live While We're Young'. Band member Harry Styles was also voted Choice Male Hottie and Choice Smile.

Ashton Kutcher won 'the old person award' in the form of the Ultimate Choice award, and also revealed his real name while trying to dispense wisdom to a crowd that didn't want to do anything but scream at him.

'Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II' was the big winner at last night's Teen Choice Awards, picking up seven prizes (one of which should have been the Why Are We Still Talking About This award).  

Breaking Dawn Part II took home Choice Movie accolades in both the Sci-Fi/Fantasy and Romance categories, while Kristen Stewart took home Movie Actress in both categories. Meanwhile former boyf Robert Pattinson scooped Choice Movie Actor: Romance, while Taylor Lautner picked up the same prize in the Sci-Fi/Fantasy section, and Kellan Lutz took home Choice Movie Scene Stealer from the fan-voted ceremony.

They're literally not even pretending they don't just make up the awards and categories to get the celebs they want there anymore.

Elsewhere, 'Pitch Perfect' picked up three awards - which are handed out in the form of life-sized surf boards - and its star Rebel Wilson decided to wear a prize appropriate outfit, saying: 'I'm so happy I won, you guys. Or else I'd be really embarrassed wearing this wetsuit.'

In the TV category, 'Pretty Little Liars' scooped four trophies, as did 'Glee' - with the cast paying tribute to late co-star Cory Monteith - while 'The X Factor' and 'The Vampire Diaries' were both awarded four prizes.

Demi Lovato, Paramore and Florida Georgia Line with Nelly all performed at the show, which was hosted by 'Glee's Darren Criss and 'Pretty Little Liars' actress Lucy Hale.

Here are the winners of the Most Made Up Awards Of All Time Please Come To Our Show So We Can Make Money Awards, commonly known as the Teen Choice Awards.

 

MOVIES

Choice Movie: Action:

'Iron Man 3'

Choice Movie Actor: Action:

Robert Downey, Jr., 'Iron Man 3'

Choice Movie Actress: Action:

Anne Hathaway, 'The Dark Knight Rises'

Choice Movie: Sci-Fi/Fantasy:

'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2'

Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy:

Taylor Lautner, 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2'

Choice Movie Actress: Sci-Fi/Fantasy:

Kristen Stewart, 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2'

Choice Movie: Drama:

'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'

Choice Movie Actor: Drama:

Logan Lerman, 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'

Choice Movie Actress: Drama:

Emma Watson, 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'

Choice Movie: Comedy:

'Pitch Perfect'

Choice Movie Actor: Comedy:

Skylar Astin, 'Pitch Perfect'

Choice Movie Actress: Comedy:

Rebel Wilson, 'Pitch Perfect'

Choice Movie: Romance:

'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2'

Choice Movie Actor: Romance:

Robert Pattinson, 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2'

Choice Movie Actress: Romance:

Kristen Stewart, 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2'

Choice Movie Villain:

Adam DeVine, 'Pitch Perfect'

Choice Movie Scene Stealer:

Kellan Lutz, 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2'

Choice Movie Breakout Star:

Nicholas Hoult, 'Warm Bodies'

 

TELEVISION

Choice TV Show: Drama:

'Pretty Little Liars'

Choice TV Actor: Drama:

Ian Harding, 'Pretty Little Liars'

Choice TV Actress: Drama:

Troian Bellisario, 'Pretty Little Liars'

Choice TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi:

'The Vampire Diaries'

Choice TV Actor: Fantasy/Sci-Fi:

Ian Somerhalder, 'The Vampire Diaries'

Choice TV Actress: Fantasy/Sci-Fi:

Nina Dobrev, 'The Vampire Diaries'

Choice TV Show: Action:

'NCIS: Los Angeles'

Choice TV Actor: Action:

LL Cool J, 'NCIS: Los Angeles'

Choice TV Actress: Action:

Lucy Liu, 'Elementary'

Choice TV Show: Comedy:

'Glee'

Choice TV Actor: Comedy:

Jim Parsons, 'The Big Bang Theory'

Choice TV Actress: Comedy:

Lea Michele, 'Glee'

Choice TV: Animated Show:

'The Simpsons'

Choice TV: Reality Competition Show:

'The X Factor'

Choice TV: Reality Show:

'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'

Choice TV Villain:

Janel Parrish, 'Pretty Little Liars'

Choice TV Personality - Male:

Simon Cowell, 'The X Factor'

Choice TV Personality - Female:

Demi Lovato, 'The X Factor'

Choice TV Female Reality Star:

The Kardashians & Jenners, 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'

Choice TV Male Reality Star:

Kevin Jonas, 'Married to Jonas'

Choice TV Male Scene Stealer:

Chord Overstreet, 'Glee'

Choice TV Female Scene Stealer:

Miley Cyrus, 'Two and a Half Men'

Choice TV Breakout Star:

Blake Jenner, 'Glee'

Choice TV Breakout Show:

'The Fosters'

 

MUSIC

Choice Male Artist:

Justin Bieber

Choice Female Artist:

Demi Lovato

Choice Music Group:

One Direction

Choice R&B Artist:

Bruno Mars

Choice Hip-Hop/Rap Artist:

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Choice Rock Group:

Paramore

Choice Electronic Dance Music (EDM) Artist:

David Guetta

Choice Male Country Artist:

Hunter Hayes

Choice Female Country Artist:

Taylor Swift

Choice Country Group:

Lady Antebellum

Choice Country Song:

'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,' Taylor Swift

Choice Single: Female Artist:

'Heart Attack,' Demi Lovato

Choice Single: Male Artist:

'Beauty And A Beat,' Justin Bieber, featuring Nicki Minaj

Choice Single: Group:

'Live While We're Young,' One Direction

Choice R&B/Hip-Hop Song:

'Can't Hold Us,' Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, featuring Ray Dalton

Choice Rock Song:

'Radioactive,' Imagine Dragons

Choice Love Song:

'Little Things,' One Direction

Choice Break-Up Song:

'Come and Get It,' Selena Gomez

Choice Music Breakout Artist:

Ed Sheeran

Choice Music Breakout Group:

Emblem3


FASHION

Choice Style Icon:

Miley Cyrus

Choice Female Hottie:

Selena Gomez

Choice Male Hottie:

Harry Styles

Choice Smile:

Harry Styles

 

SPORTS

Choice Female Athlete:

Gabby Douglas

Choice Male Athlete:

David Beckham

 

OTHER

Choice Comedian:

Ellen DeGeneres

Choice Web Star:

Cimorelli

Choice Social Network:

Twitter

Candie's Choice Style Icon:

Demi Lovato

Choice Twitter Personality:

Justin Bieber

Ultimate Choice Award:

Ashton Kutcher

Acuvue Inspire Award:

Nick Jonas