There's an old saying that if you've got it, you should flaunt it.
Ethan Renoe was interviewed by Chicago's WGN during a rainstorm. Nothing unusual there, except Ethan was running in said rainstorm with just shorts and runners on.
Middle of a rainstorm, he decides to go for a run. Without a shirt.
Take a look.
You're the worst, Ethan Renoe.
What's more, he's actually embracing his viral status. He reposted the above video on his own page, asking his followers "Am I viral?"
Yes you are, Ethan, and you're the reason we hate the Internet. The video, of course, has well over 1,000,000 views and Ethan says he's been inundated with friend requests and offers since then.
As you can expect, the thirst was real in the comments section below the video.
Ugh.
Via WGN