A woman in Florida was charged with "misuse of 911" after calling the police to complain that an officer who responded to an earlier call "wouldn’t f**k her."
According to Bro Bible (via NBC 2) Maria Montenez-Colon first contacted her local police station to report that she wanted her stepson to return a car she had loaned him. When the officer called to her house, things got weeeeeird.
The 911 call transcription is hilarious… after she called initially about the car she called a second time after the officer “refused to penetrate her” so told the emergency operator this had “pissed her off.”
She added, “He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to [expletive] me, he turned me down so that made me angry.
Someone get this woman a gold card for Coppers, STAT.