There are certain perks to being Bono's daughter, and apparently accessing his address book and making prank calls with a mate called Sorcha is one of them. She has good taste too; she only called Justin Timberlake and asked him questions from the back of a cereal box. Impressive work for an 11-year-old.

In case you were tempted to leave a comment under the YouTube video saying something like: "would anyone care to tell me what accent that is?" one Nishant Chettri has beaten you to it.

Hey, I've heard 8-year-olds talk like this down the playground who've invariably yet to visit American, at least Eve's got a decent excuse.