When your Dad is David Beckham, things are going to be markedly different from anyone else's life.
There are, however, some things that never change. Your Dad will still do everything in his power to embarrass the shit out of you in public whenever he can.
How does David Beckham fulfil this fatherly duty to his son, Brooklyn?
Just watch.
For a second there, we thought David was going to bring up that time he went out on a date and told the whole world about it.
You just know as well that David Beckham's a fan of the terrible Dad jokes, too.
Oh, an example? "Dad, I'm starving!" - "Hi Starving, I'm David."
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