We're never going to be able to trust anything she says about people ever again. Unless it's an insult. That we'll believe.
Schumer was on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon last night to promote her big screen debut 'Trainwreck' and seeing as it's the first time that she's billed as an actress Fallon decided to test her acting chops by having her partake in an 'Emotional Interview'. How emotional? You'll see.
All we'll say is that those eyes are the eyes of a woman with years of experience of being spoken down to and having to fake her way through conversations with terrible people with gritted teeth.
Also, never leave your phone unattended around her, because she will do some damage as Katie Couric learned the hard way.
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